LES REGLES SIMPLES DE L’AMOUR

love affairs

• il n'ya pas de sexe simple ni rapide au kaZantip.
• à la République kaZantip Party Land, nous célébrons l'amour.
• soyons poli, apprécions nous les uns les autres et respectons le NON.
• donner de l'amour et faire l'amour gratuitement. Il n'y a aucun frais pour l'amour.
• l'amour ne connaît pas de barrières, ni langues ni frontières.
• l'utilisation des cerveaux et des préservatifs est recommandé comme partout ailleurs.

remember following paragraph from our constitution:

article 19. on the territory of the party land love in all it kinds is welcome, excluding sexual breach of limits, prostitution or offensive behavior. the institution of FAST MARRIED validates relations between kaZantip party land citizens. the citizens who have fallen in love with each other can enter into fast marriage (union in heaven), i.e. have a ceremony of FAST MARRIED. unions in heaven is not limited in number or gender. the marriage is valid for however long love lasts.

The Criminal Code of kaZantip

forbidden

article 1. peeing in an unapproved place is considered as a crime within the kaZantip party land. citizen who didn’t manage to run up to the nearest public toilet will be arrested by the security guards, fined and deported from the republic.

article 2. incitement of ethnic hatred and unleashing of chauvinistic sentiments within the kaZantip party land is considered one of the most enormous offences against the national ideology which aims to achieve the world supremacy through peaceful means i.e. through accumulation the brightest, the most cheerful and genial people from the entire planet. citizens seen sabotaging the hospitality policy will be arrested by the morality police of the kaZantip party land and deported ruthlessly regardless of their status or ethnicity…

article 3. sexual harassment and caddish behavior towards female citizens of the kaZantip party land, however easy to get they may look, is penalized under the criminal code as severely as any other crime – with deportation. besides, despite the prevailing atmosphere of free and easy nudism, promiscuous sexual relations in an inappropriate places are by no means welcome in kaZantip.

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